We would so rock the socks off the neighbourhood! And, if this happens, I’m reserving a spot for myself and the subby-hubby in the vicarage household.
It would be the best dungeon space in the country. A traditional building (stained glass, steeple) rennovated into a play space, with the usual basement made into space for non-profits, teaching and social events. There’s even an attached vicarage we could turn into a residence-cum-BDSM-household.